New Geezer Rule

It's been very hot and humid in these parts lately, and at times like these we take a far more sympathetic attitude towards those who endure climates like this for much of the year.

Our agemates continue on their merry social way, taking no note of shirts that soak through about three steps outside the front door or that feeling of being really unfocussed when asked a questions like, "How are you?" or the fact that at some fancy social events women can wear next to nothing while men strap on their black wool dinner jackets, bow ties, and long sleeved shirts because they believe they can grin and bear it through damn near anything.

So K and I came up with a new rule - we call it the 70/90 rule - that is, if you're over seventy and the temperature is over ninety degrees (Fahrenheit) you can do or wear anything you want.

Anything.

We know that the accumulation of years tends to provide one with sufficient inner fortitude to behave as outlined above anyway. But we live in a world of rules, so why not play the game - a little?

Our 70/90 rule is completely flexible. Invited to a benefit for a worthy organization on a snowy night in January? Invoke the 70/0 degree rule, accompanied by a "snow and ice rider."

Asked to bring you two left feet to a dinner dance on a May evening? Just remind the host that you follow the 70/60 rule and are unable to attend.

He'll probably be envious.

Doing something you don't want to do isn't fun, may be a waste of time, and there are those rare occasions (c.f., Command Performances) where the rule(s) must be suspended.

Mind you, I said suspended, and nothing more.

Our rule is a gift to you, and may it help guide you to more quiet evenings at home with a movie, popcorn, and a wee dram of a nice single malt.